1.
This cat thinks it's a dead squirrel.
2.
This cat thinks it's an alive squirrel.
3.
This cat thinks it's one of the great minds of the modern age.
4.
This cat thinks it's an absolute hunk.
5.
This cat thinks it's an important ninja spy on a secret mission.
6.
This cat thinks it's a private detective, and it is doing a very good job.
7.
This cat thinks it's a kitten and no one suspects a thing.
8.
This cat thinks it is a demon trying to devour your sole.
9.
This cat thinks it's an atmospheric ghost.
10.
This cat thinks it's a human who has just come home from a long hard day and wants a foot rub.
11.
This cat is utterly convinced it is a plant, probably some kind of herb, maybe basil.
12.
This cat thinks it's a toad, and just wants to hang out with all of its toad friends.
13.
This cat thinks it's the next great artist of its generation and doesn't appreciate your doubts.
14.
This cat thinks it's a penguin.
15.
This cat thinks it's a human, and would like you to treat it that way.
16.
This cat thinks it's tinsel.
17.
This cat thinks it's an all-star poker champion.
18.
This cat thinks it's a meerkat on the watch for snakes and all the other things meerkats watch for.
19.
This cat also thinks it's a human, for it is too mighty to poo in a sandpit.
20.
This cat thinks it's a preacher giving a rousing sermon.
21.
This cat thinks he's cruising around on his motorboat in the Med.
22.
This cat thinks it is a human carrying an invisible box.
23.
This cat thinks it's a slug.
24.
This cat thinks it's a warm loaf of freshly baked bread.
25.
This cat thinks it is an artfully arranged collection of fruit.
27.
This cat thinks it is the master of disguise.
28.
This cat thinks it is a disembodied foot.
29.
This cat thinks you're an idiot.
And who are we to tell them otherwise?
