1. Even if it's warm outside, the minute you step into any place with air-conditioning you are freezing.
2. Which means you're probably always begging your colleagues to turn off the air-conditioning at work.
3. And when you get home you'll probably have an argument with your family or housemates about the thermostat.
4. Your heart sinks whenever someone suggests sitting outside.
5. And any outdoor event requires a lot of preparation.
Interpretation of my life. I'm always cold.
You'll probably need to bring your whole wardrobe and several blankets.
6. But the worst is when you're flirting with someone and then they say, "Want to go outside?"
7. If you need to pee in the night you will weigh up if it's worth freezing your arse off on the cold toilet seat, or if you'll just have to hold it until morning.
8. Your nice outfits are always ruined by having to wear massive coats over the top.
9. And your hair is always ruined by wearing a massive hat to keep your ears warm.
10. Whenever you hold someone's hand you get complaints that your hands are made of ice.
11. And when you share a bed with someone they always squirm away from your frozen feet.
12. You like the taste of cold drinks, but holding them can be a challenge.
13. So you've ordered a hot drink before just to warm you up.
14. You hate sitting near the door in a restaurant.
15. Most of the time when you say you are cold other people reply with, "It's not cold."
16. It takes you twice as long to get dressed as warm-blooded people.
17. Sometimes you wear so many layers it can be quite difficult to bend your limbs.
18. And then there's that it's a whole six months before summer comes again.
