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<b>Are you like can't-stand drunk?</b> Or just little-bit-wobbly drunk?

Are you like can't-stand drunk? Or just little-bit-wobbly drunk?

We Know How Drunk You Are Right Now

Can you read this? How did you even take this quiz. I think you should go home and lie down. You definitely shouldn’t be on the internet, that passive aggressive status is a terrible idea. STOP, save yourself! Don’t text your ex.

Absolutely hammered

You’re steaming mate. Sit down, have a pint of water. I know you want another beer, but you will say something inappropriate if you drink anymore alcohol. I realise that sounds fun now, but tomorrow you’ll really regret telling your boss you think they’re fit AF.

Battered

You’ve had a couple haven’t you. Cheeky glass of wine or two before dinner? Now you’re feeling all relaxed and chatty. Everything is that little bit funnier. Good for you, you’re in the sweet spot.

Tipsy

You’re dead cold sober, you haven’t had a drink today. You’re ready for action, your mind is clear and your reactions are fast. You’re alert! If an emergency was to happen right now, I would want you to be the volunteer fire warden.

Sober

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