1. A decent percentage of the socialising for any girls' night out will happen in the toilet.
2. Because the women's toilet of a nightclub is not just a place to pee, poo and vom, but a place to make friends.
3. It's also where most of the gossip gets spilled, and the drama decoded.
4. And where all the judging and bitching will happen.
5. Girls accept advice on their love life from other girls they have never met before.
6. Plans of who is going to wing-woman who will be made.
7. There is usually a girl having an absolute mega-mare drunk cry.
8. And one girl will have the other kind of drunk mare.
9. A lot of selfies will be taken.
10. And there'll be a lot of hugging.
11. It's totally normal for strangers to give each other really over the top compliments.
12. There are usually several suspicious puddles on the toilet floor.
The same piss puddle has been beside the toilet at my work for three days straight #iaintcleaningthatpiss
13. And several pieces of semi-dirty toilet graffiti.
14. There will be a lot of make-up reapplying.
15. Toilet cubicles are like a TARDIS, you can fit an infinite number of women in them at the same time.
16. A boy will think it's funny to come in and everyone will start screaming.
17. There will be someone who needs assistance getting out of their clothes in order to pee.
18. If you're lucky you might walk in on a girl fight.
19. But usually the girls loo is a place of solidarity and encouragement.
