1.
How to write in cursive
2.
How to drop an egg from a five-story building without breaking it
4.
How to play Hot Cross Buns on the recorder
5.
How to make the most badass erupting volcano
6.
How to find a book using the card catalogue system
7.
How to use long division
8.
Memorizing the periodic table of elements
9.
How to forge a river on the Oregon Trail
10.
Memorizing the preamble to the U.S. Constitution
11.
How to spell boobs on a calculator
13.
Reciting the state capitals
14.
How to make a potato battery
15.
Learning to sing in a round
16.
How to make a Cat's Cradle
17.
How to make paper snowflakes
18.
How to make a cootie catcher
19.
How to play foursquare
20.
How to do the Macarena
21.
How to keep a Tamagotchi alive
22.
How to make papier mache anything
23.
How to make a shoebox diorama
24.
How to care for a fake infant egg
25.
How to grow a plant in a wet paper towel
26.
How to line up by height
27.
How to color in the lines
29.
Memorizing all of the presidents in order
30.
How to navigate the Encyclopaedia Brittanica
31.
How to find arrowheads
32.
How to dissect a frog
33.
How to say 'no' to drugs
34.
How to put a condom on a phallic fruit
35.
How to differentiate between different types of dinosaurs
36.
How to cite a source using MLA
38.
How to extract liquid from a pouch
39.
How to use WordArt for fancy fonts
41.
How to make an acrostic
42.
How to write a book report
43.
How to jump out of the back of a bus
44.
How to decorate for a dance
45.
How to sell worthless coupon books
46.
How to scratch and sniff
47.
How to care for your Pokemon cards
48.
How to make a tornado in a soda bottle