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Can You Match These "Bob's Burgers" Quotes To The Character Who Said It?

"A turkey in every toilet. Only in America, huh, guys?"

"I went to a lesbian bar last night, Bob. It was like I was invisible."

"Ah, it's a girl! A girl saw me in my booster seat!"

"I already picked a corner for the bathroom. That one, where I went."

"Oh, why don't you go fart in a phonebooth?"

"No, no, no. I know when I'm being lied to. It's like when I look at myself in the mirror and say: 'It's going to be alright.'"

"Is it because I can't not sing like Mariah Carey? I can't help it."

Strong girls are hot.

"I wanted to believe that there's more than this life. I wanted to believe so bad."

"What kind of god would give you those legs and no rhythm?"

"Is this a farm? I thought those were extinct."

"I will take a chill pill but it's because I have a congenital heart condition."

"He's a tall glass of... annoying."

"If you want a role model, choose an old guy. By the time you're grown up, they're dead."

"Ahhh! Bathroom clowns!"

"Oh, mini croissants! No matter what I say, stop when I've had 16."

Your heart just pooped its pants.

Not bad...

Time to focus on nothing but "Bob's Burgers" for a while.

So close to perfection.

You are a true "Bob's Burgers" aficionado! Now go put a burger in your mouth to celebrate!

ALRIIIGHT!!

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