Let Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer be your personal career mentors. And remember, always look annoyed.
Like Tracy Jordan said: “Live every week like it’s Shark Week.”
Remember, only strippers shave above the knee. The good ones, anyway.
Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
Songwriting, musical innovation, comedy; the Fab Four were geniuses at everything.
Are you a true “Arrested Development” fan? I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Joel, Mike, & the ‘Bots are the perfect remedy for getting through this holiday season. Join us, won’t you?
Are you truly a film aficionado?
I have good news. That gum you like is going to come back in style.
Move over, Bennifer. These were the real iconic couples of the early 21st century. And by iconic, we mean confusing.
Tomorrow is the 25th anniversary of the premiere of Seinfeld. Let’s celebrate by acknowledging that we are all Jerry, George, Elaine, & Kramer.
Can’t go back. What does that mean?! What’s happening?!
“She is tolerable, I suppose, but she is not handsome enough to tempt me.”
The classic teen flick 10 Things I Hate About You turns 15 years old next month. Let’s celebrate our favorite influential and sarcastic feminist high-schooler: Kat Stratford.
It’s really happening, MSTies. Our heroes from the Satellite of Love are coming to National Geographic in April!
Science has proven that the Teen Wolf actor is, in fact, made of sunshine and puppies.
It’s supposed to be a solemn religious observance of fasting, prayer, and self-denial for millions of Christians. Somehow, it doesn’t always feel like that.
You’re probably not in this show’s target demographic, but what else are you going to do on your Monday nights?
You can wish you were Peter Parker or Carol Danvers all you want. You’re the Merc With a Mouth.