14 Celebrity Couples Of The 2000s That Time Forgot

Move over, Bennifer. These were the real iconic couples of the early 21st century. And by iconic, we mean confusing.

1. J.C. Chasez and Tara Reid, 2002

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We use "I can't" a lot on the Internet, but I literally can't with these outfits.

2. Heath Ledger and Heather Graham, 2001

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We still miss you, Heath.

3. Jared Leto and Cameron Diaz, circa 2003

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More surprised at that hat, tbh.

4. Nick Cannon and Kim Kardashian, 2006

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RIP Kim's old face.

5. Chris Evans and Jessica Biel, 2001

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Cap looks like every white boy we went to high school with.

6. January Jones and Josh Groban, 2005

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Between that tie, that belt, and that unwashed hair of his, this whole photo is a mess.

7. Steve Martin and Helena Bonham Carter, 2001

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How is this the weirdest thing either of them have ever done?

8. Zoe Kravitz and Ben Foster, 2008

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Him?

9. Geri Halliwell and Jerry O’Connell, 2003

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We wouldn't even have had to come up with a stupid pun for their couple name.

10. Patrick Wilson and Jennifer Love Hewitt, 2001

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Is Patrick Wilson aging backwards like Benjamin Button?

11. Rebecca De Mornay and Harry Dean Stanton, 2003

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wut.

12. Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett, 2006

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Wait, how did he nab her in 2006? He stopped being relevant in 2003!

13. Owen Wilson and Sheryl Crow, 2000

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Can't take my eyes off that pit stain.

14. Selma Blair and Jason Schwartzman, 2000

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And they look thrilled to be there.

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