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f1rstman a year ago

Wow, that’s about as old as the Web. I remember waiting for that to download in ‘95 or ‘96.

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f1rstman a year ago

Oh, Buzzfeed. Trying to be all political instead of a trashy TMZ knockoff. It’s so… cute.

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f1rstman a year ago

Reminds me of Tajel from PhD Comics!

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f1rstman a year ago

Terrifying? Really?

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f1rstman a year ago

Kate looks like something out of Team America!

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f1rstman a year ago

No Morris worm?

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Response to Oscar Acceptance Speech Lengths:

f1rstman 2 years ago

If they’re going to cut anything short, it should be the lame-joke-riddled introductions from overpaid celebrities. (Although Melissa Leo needed Keyboard Cat for sure!)

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f1rstman The abortion debate, much like the... about 2 years ago ×

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f1rstman 2 years ago

It really doesn’t matter. Burnred was about 5 hours behind Reddit anyways.

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f1rstman 2 years ago

Believe it or not, he got his start as a civil rights lawyer in Kansas in the ’60s and was given an award by the NAACP in the ’80s.

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f1rstman 2 years ago

Bludgeoned to death? Really? It’s not their fault they were born into that cult.

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f1rstman 2 years ago

Yeah, BuzzFeed is a fast way to learn about the Kardashians or Justin Bieber, but if you want to know anything geek-related, Reddit is the way to go.

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f1rstman 2 years ago

I’m sorry you like BuzzFeed ;)

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Response to Sorry You Like Nickelback:

f1rstman 2 years ago

Has anyone else noticed that Heather didn’t actually even say she liked Nickelback? Sounds like she was just trying to be helpful. Besides, I thought the Nickelback-hating thing had run its course last year with the whole pickle thing on Facebook.

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Response to She plays a violin. A VIOLIN.:

f1rstman 2 years ago

Your point?

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f1rstman 2 years ago

Where’s the “stupid” button?

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