1.
When you are completely unable to control yourself at Whole Foods:
2.
When you run out of B12:
3.
When you realize you forgot to Instagram your seitan picatta:
4.
When this nightmare situation happens:
6.
When otherwise intelligent-seeming people try to argue with you that plants have feelings:
7.
When the supermarket only has this Ramen:
8.
When everyone you know is suddenly a nutrition expert:
9.
Not being able to get past Level 5, no matter how hard you try:
10.
When your food is delicious, but finicky:
14.
Constantly dying because of protein deficiency:
15.
When the pharmacy doesn't stock Tom's of Maine toothpaste ...
17.
"Can't you just pick the cheese out of it?"
18.
The unrelenting, debilitating terror that this might be the case:
19.
And, of course, that whole desert island thing ...
