1. When you are completely unable to control yourself at Whole Foods:
2. When you run out of B12:
5. Or this one:
6. When otherwise intelligent-seeming people try to argue with you that plants have feelings:
7. When the supermarket only has this Ramen:
… and not this one:
8. When everyone you know is suddenly a nutrition expert:
9. Not being able to get past Level 5, no matter how hard you try:
13. AND THIS:
14. Constantly dying because of protein deficiency:
18. The unrelenting, debilitating terror that this might be the case:
19. And, of course, that whole desert island thing …
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