1.
The "Everything's In Slow Motion" hangover
2.
The "My God, why I am so, so, so very, very sad?" hangover
3.
The "Literally everything makes me boil with a tempestuous rage" hangover
4.
The "My entire life is a sham and I am a fraud and today is the day that everyone will find out" hangover
5.
The "I have finally embarrassed myself for the last time" hangover
6.
The "I am disgusting and gross and people should definitely not look directly at me" hangover
7.
The "Literally every tiny thing annoys me" hangover
8.
The "I think I don't actually feel so bad? ... oh wait, there it is" hangover
9.
The "I deserve to feel this way because I am a sinner" hangover
10.
The "Oh, I didn't realize you could be still drunk and hungover at the same time" hangover
11.
The "I assume there is some good reason why I have forgotten everything" hangover
12.
The "Oh good. Now I can experience all the emotions at once" hangover
13.
The "I have forgotten how to look forward to anything" hangover
14.
The "I have definitely poisoned myself this time" hangover
15.
The "Who're you calling 'paranoid'?" hangover
16.
The "I feel, really, really, really weird but kind of almost good?" hangover
17.
The "Quiet, heroic acceptance of the end" hangover
18.
The "I have no logical explanation for any of my actions last night, or indeed, ever" hangover
19.
The "I drank literally all of the drinks last night but somehow I got away with it!"
