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The 15 Best/Worst Lines From Erotic Bestseller “Fifty Shades Of Grey” [NSFW]

Awkwardly accompanied by stock photos, of course. BuzzFeed’s Lauren Lipsay read this book so you don’t have to. This “mommy porn” sensation is #1 on the New York Times bestseller list right now. posted on March 12, 2012 at 7:06pm EDT

Jack Shepherd BuzzFeed Staff posted about a year ago

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daniellejustinaj thinks The 15 Best/Worst Lines From Erotic B... is Fail about 4 months ago ×
sarab38 5 months ago

I must admit… there is a bit of potential in some of these lines but the rest confused me, made me roll my eyes and made me say “Huh” a couple of times.
Why couldn’t this writer at least polish her story first before publishing. -_-‘
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aimeew2 11 months ago

Oh my God! I’d heard how bad the writing was, but this surpassed my expectations tenfold.
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evelynb27 thinks The 15 Best/Worst Lines From Erotic B... is Fail about 11 months ago ×
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elizabetheberhardtt a year ago

A little cheesy? Oui. Delightfully so. At the same time pretty hot and just what a longtime married mom with a muffin top needs to jump start a sleeping libido. Meow!!
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vespo a year ago

This is so badly written I’m in pain. I can’t believe this piece of trash got published and it’s a FUCKING BEST-SELLER. I’d rather read victorian porn than this, at least that shit is hilarious.
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vespo thinks The 15 Best/Worst Lines From Erotic B... is LOL about a year ago ×
adamp13 thinks The 15 Best/Worst Lines From Erotic B... is Fail & WTF about a year ago ×
Meghan a year ago

Finally! Something worse than Twilight…
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fissurefilms a year ago

The literary equivalent to a cold Sitz bath in an assisted living facility.
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Rosie H thinks The 15 Best/Worst Lines From Erotic B... is Ew, Trashy & Fail about a year ago ×
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lizzydizzy thinks The 15 Best/Worst Lines From Erotic B... is WTF & Fail about a year ago ×
Fuber Hoof a year ago

I audibly gasped. Then wet myself. Hot, audibly gasping rivulets of steaming wee that awoke my inner goddess.
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Alissa Mushkin thinks The 15 Best/Worst Lines From Erotic B... is Mamma Mia!, WTF & LOL about a year ago ×
deaddrift + The 15 Best/Worst Lines From Erotic B... and thinks it’s Fail, LOL & Win about a year ago ×
Brian M. a year ago

Meh, better than Snookies book.
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akaktheboat thinks The 15 Best/Worst Lines From Erotic B... is Fail about a year ago ×
Diana a year ago

Oh, is this Courtney Stodden’s book?
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RedzSM a year ago

My best friend is making me read this. She said it was one of the best books she ever read. She said it “profoundly moved her”. These quotes DO NOT have me excited to jump on the bandwagon! *bigsigh*
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jamesh30 thinks The 15 Best/Worst Lines From Erotic B... is Fail, LOL & WTF about a year ago ×
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jennm3 a year ago

The perspective of the BDSM world by vanilla people is always horrifyingly hilarious.
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lynne benoux a year ago

Different strokes for different folks. Getting a thrill from erotic lit doesn’t make anyone less valid. That being said, I’ve read better in a Harlequin novel.
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Apequake a year ago

It reads funnier if you make yourself believe this came from the twisted liquid-fill head of a 72-year-old nun that had never been with a man.
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amandak8 The 15 Best/Worst Lines From Erotic B... and thinks it’s WTF & LOL about a year ago ×
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kea718 a year ago

I just read some reviews on Amazon for this book and I think it’s worth mentioning that the author is British and doesn’t seem to grasp the concept that Americans speak different than the Brits… (ie To most Americans bloody means covered in blood). So imagine a book about 2 Americans who keep using British words… I’ll pass
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FedandBuzzed a year ago

People actually get off on this? Or do they read it for its literary merit?
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Mahaha a year ago

PLEASE TELL ME the entire trilogy is not written in the first person AND in the present tense AAGGGH
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gonzo a year ago

Ah, so they have made a book comprised of Courtney Stodden’s tweetfeed. It truly is the end of days.
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CaseyAC a year ago

Her “inner goddess” is way creepy.
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maxwelldog a year ago

Wait a minute….
(famous quotes from Rip Van Winkle)
Did the meaning CHANGE while I was sleeping? NSFW Not So Funny Without [naked bits] Neglected-nipples
Shunned-funhole
Forgotten-butts
Where’sa-weiners Now Some Fellas’r Wankers (what Monica says,)
Never Should’ve Fukt Willie Next: Shepard’s Funky Whistles
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