I demand to know where the pictures of this fracas are! Those tramps HAD to be documenting that cluster-f*** for future generations!

Well they lost their charter…
http://www.miami.muohio.edu/news/article/view/13571

Anne Duffy
Chapter President, Pi Beta Phi
OHAlphaP@gmail.com

Case resolved. Check out the links (pics inside) http://www.newsandsentinel.com/page/content.detail/id/530212.html?showlayout=0

I like that no one ever called the police. Not enough brown people around to warrant that type of reaction, I guess.

Which just goes to further prove my general theory: when in packs, young girls instantly transform into dirty, dirty sluts.

Wow. I saw pics of those girls and I wouldnt allow a dog to fuck any of them. I guess thats why they were all shit faced. What an over privileged waste of life.

wtf is “sexual congress”?

Wow. Way to break the “All sorority chicks are classless whores” stereotype.

I know on all pages on Buzzfeed the browser title is suffixed with “Pics, Videos, Links, News”, but this is one article where are really wish there were pics and videos!

This is Miami University (of Ohio), not University of Miami (Floria).

Aside from the Natty Light…this sounds like a damn fun night,,,

This kinda explains why Miami was happy to invite “Jersey Shore” to film there, when NJ kicked them out. (I was wondering about that.)  They probably raised the tone of the place.

At first I was shocked. Then I was disgusted. Then I was very, very, very depressed by this.  Seriously. WTF. Does “having fun” mean you have to smear your shit on a nice lady’s building the day before someone is getting married there? Is that what we’ve devolved to, as a species?  I’m sure none of them remember a damn thing from the whole night, but if any do, I hope they’re sick with shame. (But they probably aren’t… they’re probably figuring out where the next party is).

Oh. And “sexual congress”. Ahaha, awesome.

The BEST line:  The broken sink (which was in a location outside the area rented for your event) is a result of one of your members and her date attempting to have sexual relations on it, an act which was witnessed by the event’s caterer, who walked in on them. Ahh, “sexual relations”. Come on, Parkersburg Art Center, just say, “one of your members and her half-wit sex partner, who she probably met three minutes earlier, were banging on one of the sinks! The caterer witnessed said plowing.”

It’s ok, the parents of those privileged Miami U students will pay for everything like they always do.

You couldn’t give 37 cases of Natty Ice away.