1. They will patiently wait for exactly the right time.
5. They will perform their role in a regular and timely fashion without getting too invested in it.
6. They refuse to accept even your best excuses for staying in bed.
7. They are willing to take great risks in order to get the job done.
8. If you ask nicely, they may even wake you up with a massage.
9. Unless you need a more vigorous wake-up-call, in which case they are happy to oblige.
10. They are fundamentally and morally opposed to the “snooze” button.
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