Buzz·Posted on Mar 31, 201625 Of The Funniest True Things Anyone Has Ever Said"I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties."by Jack ShepherdBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On Success: 2. On Patriotism: 3. On Exercise: 4. On Afternoons: 5. On Journalists: 6. On Making Plans 7. On Writers: 8. On Judgment: 9. On Self-Knowledge: 10. On Cincinnati: 11. On Becoming A Writer: 12. On Fashion: 13. On Sweaters: 14. On Style: 15. On Genius: 16. On Shakespeare: 17. On Digestion: 18. On Writing: 19. On Romance: 20. On Perspective: 21. On Drinking: 22. On Government: 23. On Law: 24. On Inner Peace: 25. On Death: