1. The person in charge of this Direct Mail campaign for a charity.
2. The person who has bad music taste but impeccable grammar.
3. The child who understands the meaning of Father and Son Day.
4. These compassionate toilet-roll advocates.
5. Katie's folks.
6. The Fortunate 500 Company that is in the tank for Helvetica.
7. This professional bed-frame critic.
8. A Big Black Dude.
9. This devoted school-lunch enthusiast.
10. These refined connoisseurs of bedtime noises.
11. The flamingo warrior.
12. The young lady whose haircut is going out of style.
13. The Dish Gnomes.
14. This hopeful suitor.
15. The cheetos snob.
16. The winner of the award for most creative use of pull-out tabs on a sign.
17. The Management .
18. The parking lot vigilante.
19. Dave.
20. This gentlemanly bicycle thief.
21. These expert note critics.
22. The disturbing but brilliant individual who stole your lean pockets from the freezer.
23. This creative homeowner.
24. The young lady who is not angry, just disappointed.
25. Fun Crusher's children.
26. These enemies of whimsy.
27. This juice reviewer.
28. The nature lover.
29. And the saddest person in the world.
