These guys were once as American as the Masons. Painful to realize, but ultimately no big deal. Let progress drown them forever.

Also, “Black People Love Us”, (even though I don't think it was really racist), was a much better attempt than the comment.

Jonah, you didn't say anything that was prejudice against ants at all? Also, in a nutshell, mildly offensive in several ways, so successful and unsuccessful at the same time

They switched to baseball because they kept losing at basketball. [This comment was my attempt to be racist and ant-racist with the exact same sentence. How did I do??]

basement horse? anyone?

I'd love to pitch to those guys. I've been meaning to work on my high and inside fastball for awhile now.