The 20 Best Notes Ever Left On Car Windshields

From car alarm concerns to parking advice to non-apology apologies, these are 20 of the classics.

1. The classic “ugly car” defense for a dent.

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2. The “dickbrain” explanation.

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3. The “Jack” move.

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4. The movie-star maneuver.

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5. The Optimus Prime.

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6. The terrifying hex.

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7. The appeal to the deviants.

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8. The camel curse.

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9. The judging-a-book-by-its-cover defense.

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10. The Ocarina lament.

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11. The political deduction.

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12. The rhetorical question.

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13. The everyman.

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14. The “Welcome to Chicago.”

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15. The carrot and stick approach.

16. The concerned party.

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17. The “look on the bright side” approach.

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18. The open threat.

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19. The third-party targeting.

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20. And finally, here’s one from two genuinely good people, just because.