Maybe David Carradine should have done this instead of using ropes around his neck…

This one time I accidentally took an Ambien instead of my acid reflux medicine and then we had to go into a joint session of Congress to hear the President speak about health care. People told me I shouted something out right in the middle of the speech. God, I was so embarrassed.

Looks like there's another drug I need to try. And I thought pot sex was pretty good.

Um. Wow.

Yeah, taking Ambien + staying awake = craziness. I once stood in front of a refrigerator and danced every time I opened the doors… or so I've been told.

In Role Models there was an Ambien-sex scene (with predictably hilarious results), and on the commentary director David Wain explained it's something he likes to do every once in a while. That's the first time I had ever heard of such a phenomenon.

I was once prescribed ambien for my chronic insomnia. I never got any action from it, but I would get up in the middle of the night and take showers, then wake up with a very hazy memory of it (and wet hair.)

Hmmm…seems like you should also do a little bit of coke so you don't fall asleep.

Thank you Jack Shepherd.