I try to approach each day with a “non-violent demeanor” as well. However, I've been leaving it off my résumé all these years… Is that why I'm getting passed over for the 37k+ jobs?

I think my favorite part involves this being a resume sent to a thing known as Boosh Magazine. And asking for 37 k.  I mean, I'd pay this person just to meet them face to face.

Those international juggernauts need a lot of merging nowadays.

Well, I'll be darned!
I tried it and it worked for me! I got a high-up position at my own business, which isn't actually a business so much as it's me painting pictures….but, now I'm the head manager!

“strive to show up to work on time”.