Want to get drunk this Sunday while watching the HBO premiere of Behind the Candelabra?! Duh, of course you do.
For those not in the know: Michael Douglas plays the fab Liberace, and Matt Damon is mostly shirtless as his wannabe-veterinarian-turned-lover, Scott Thorson. There’s a lot of sex, furs, and playing grabass. In short: It’s glorious.
Supplies You’ll Need:
• A few bottles of champagne (the bubblier the better!)
• If champagne ain’t your thing, red wine will do just fine
• A gold ring on each and every finger
2. When Liberace and Scott make sex eyes, cheers to that!
YES! SEX EYES!
3. If Liberace’s holding a framed painting of himself, take a long, self-indulgent gulp.
4. Anytime Rob Lowe looks stoned, take a sip.
Did I mention he plays a plastic surgeon in the film and performs surgery WHILE HIGH?! It’s fabulous.
6. Each time Liberace and Scott wear coordinated outfits, fill up your glass.
8. If you see Scott chowing down, fill up your glass in solidarity.
9. If there’s a gratuitous shot of bling, raise up your own bedazzled paw.
10. When you hear a car name dropped, rev your drinking engine and take a swig.
11. If you see Matt Damon getting out of a body of water (pool, hot tub, bath, etc.), finish your drink.
12. And if Liberace and Scott are sharing a hot tub, clink glasses and take a sip.
This happens A LOT, so prepare your body.
My body is ready, always.
13. Whenever Liberace and Scott are post-coital, give the person next to you some love, and pour them more to drink.
Get ready to do a lot of pouring, friends.