1. When all Si wanted was a little extra something to complete his fairy-tale look.
I want those earrings.
2. When Jase talked about how he judges another man’s prowess.
4. Whenever the boys show off their bling in the show’s opening credits.
Oh, shoot, where can I get that gold pinky ring, though?
5. When Jep wore these tasteful booty shorts to go on a stroll with his BFFs.
Get it girrrr.
6. When Godwin got a little too excited by Jep’s touch and blew his golden load.
8. Haaaiiiii! Look how wide he can open his mouth! Damn, Si.
9. When Phil put a big duck call in his mouth and all of the other boys took notice.
Like father, like sons!
10. Enjoy these five pictures of Si quoting divas:
15. When Godwin almost fainted from the fierceness of Martin’s coat toss.
17. You know, just Si playing more dress-up, but this time with a mannequin.
19. Willie wanting to take a selfie break mid-hunt.
20. Willie’s amazing camo yoga pants, and this fierce-as-fuck pose.
21. When Phil schooled Miss Kay on her beauty regime.
23. Giddy excitement for meat.
24. Si uses women’s restrooms for the “toilet paper.”