The 35 Gayest Moments From “Duck Dynasty”

To quote RuPaul: “You betta work, hunty!”

1. When all Si wanted was a little extra something to complete his fairy-tale look.

 

I want those earrings.

2. When Jase talked about how he judges another man’s prowess.

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3. When Phil admitted that women are icky.

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4. Whenever the boys show off their bling in the show’s opening credits.

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Oh, shoot, where can I get that gold pinky ring, though?

5. When Jep wore these tasteful booty shorts to go on a stroll with his BFFs.

Get it girrrr.

6. When Godwin got a little too excited by Jep’s touch and blew his golden load.

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7. When Si worked the runway with this exotic fan dance.

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8. Haaaiiiii! Look how wide he can open his mouth! Damn, Si.

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9. When Phil put a big duck call in his mouth and all of the other boys took notice.

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Like father, like sons!

10. Enjoy these five pictures of Si quoting divas:

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15. When Godwin almost fainted from the fierceness of Martin’s coat toss.

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16. Si playing dress-up.

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17. You know, just Si playing more dress-up, but this time with a mannequin.

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18. Really going for it with their dance moves.

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19. Willie wanting to take a selfie break mid-hunt.

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20. Willie’s amazing camo yoga pants, and this fierce-as-fuck pose.

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21. When Phil schooled Miss Kay on her beauty regime.

22. Phil’s dainty teacup.

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23. Giddy excitement for meat.

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24. Si uses women’s restrooms for the “toilet paper.”

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LOLOLOL

25. Jep’s important use of a doll hand.

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26. No comment.

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27. Just a bunch of dudes, sitting around, watching each other eat popsicles.

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28. When Si was the redneck RuPaul.

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29. Loving Si’s pink flair on an otherwise dull cap.

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30. Super-fun feather boa.

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31. Just a dude talking about the fire in his panties.

32. When the boys dressed in adorable matching camo and crossed their legs for a group shot.

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33. And that other time when they got all matchy-matchy. Super cute, though.

34. When Willie danced for the cameras.

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35. Everything. About. This.

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