1. When all Si wanted was a little extra something to complete his fairy-tale look.
I want those earrings.
2. When Jase talked about how he judges another man’s prowess.
4. Whenever the boys show off their bling in the show’s opening credits.
Oh, shoot, where can I get that gold pinky ring, though?
5. When Jep wore these tasteful booty shorts to go on a stroll with his BFFs.
Get it girrrr.
6. When Godwin got a little too excited by Jep’s touch and blew his golden load.
8. Haaaiiiii! Look how wide he can open his mouth! Damn, Si.
9. When Phil put a big duck call in his mouth and all of the other boys took notice.
Like father, like sons!
10. Enjoy these five pictures of Si quoting divas:
15. When Godwin almost fainted from the fierceness of Martin’s coat toss.
19. Willie wanting to take a selfie break mid-hunt.
20. Willie’s amazing camo yoga pants, and this fierce-as-fuck pose.
21. When Phil schooled Miss Kay on her beauty regime.
23. Giddy excitement for meat.
24. Si uses women’s restrooms for the “toilet paper.”
26. No comment.
27. Just a bunch of dudes, sitting around, watching each other eat popsicles.
28. When Si was the redneck RuPaul.
31. Just a dude talking about the fire in his panties.
32. When the boys dressed in adorable matching camo and crossed their legs for a group shot.
33. And that other time when they got all matchy-matchy. Super cute, though.
34. When Willie danced for the cameras.
35. Everything. About. This.
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