The 28 Scariest Parts Of Living By Yourself
Remember when you thought being on your own was the best thing ever? Yeah, those were the days.
2. Or waking up in the middle of a nightmare when it’s still completely dark outside and being forced to try and fall back asleep.
3. Judgment from the pizza delivery guy when he realizes that XL pie is just for you.
4. The possibility that you’ll eat the entire pizza and die of happiness, because there’s no one around to help and/or judge you.
5. And the inevitable carb hallucinations that will follow and result in this.
6. Sleeping through your alarm, because there’s no one to wake you up.
7. Pretty much anytime you watch something scary, then realize no one can hear you scream.
8. Any kind of sound in the middle of the night, even if it’s just your own breathing.
12. The fact that you might become so lonely that you host cat dinner parties.
13. Anytime the phone rings and it’s an unknown number, which likely means it’s a serial killer.
14. Or anytime you hear someone in the hallway and they seem to be inching dangerously close to your doorframe.
16. Being the only one who has to pay all of the bills, and having to make the difficult choice between HBO and Showtime.
17. The fear that all of the doorknobs in the room you’re in will fall off, leaving you trapped inside.
Because you won’t be able to send one of these handy notes out the door.
18. Accidentally locking yourself out of the apartment, and being judged by your neighbors when you try to kick the door open.
19. Taking on an all-frozen-burrito diet, because there’s no one else you need to cook for.
20. Enjoying one of those frozen burritos, forgetting to chew, and choking to death.
21. This guy lurking outside your window, like a jerk.
23. The eerie silence that fills your room late at night and makes you question reality, pretty much.
24. Being home alone when this guy drives a car through your living room.
26. Getting sick and being the only one at your personal pity party.
27. Carrying all of the grocery bags up the stairs at once, because more than one trip is ridiculous.
28. And the fear that your friends will find out you spend most of your time pantless, and Googling photos of cute animals.
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Miss Cellania 3 months agoThe first time I lived alone I was ecstatic because I was so sick of dealing with other people! It never occurred to me to be afraid. But then comes the problem of everyone you know needing a place to stay…
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TheDaneLady 3 months agoMeh. Knowledge is power. As always, ignorance breeds fear. Personally, I wouldn’t be able to respect any adult who’s afraid of “the dark” or harmless silverfish. But the scary movie thing reminds of a day where my husband had to go out of town, overnight. My mother asked what I was planning to do, and i told her I’d rented a bunch of awesome horror flicks. Her reaction was priceless (and surprising to me), “Those aren’t the kinds of movies you watch when you’re alone!” HAHAHA! I honestly never knew people thought this way. They’re movies. They aren’t real. Wow. I simply can’t get worked up over imagined stuff. Reality is my copilot.
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Dionysusseven 3 months ago#7 is pretty much me anytime I watch a movie anywhere (which might explain why I don’t go to movies with my friends very often) #9..I have one living in my living room..pretty sure he had a knife. He’s scary so I’ve allowed him to live.
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gabriellel6 3 months agoRegretting watching every single episode of Law & Order SVU. JK Mariska I love you.
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invisiblebike 3 months agoomg this is me. once a built in shelf fell on my head. i also locked myself out of my apartment and didn’t want to burden anyone b/c i felt like such an asshole so i stayed at a hotel across the street.
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stephaniesezz 3 months agospending most of your time pantless is one of the BEST things about living alone
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