1. Stage 1: Some “friend” reminds you that bikini season is coming up, and it’s time to go shopping!!! Yay!
2. Stage 2: You fake excitement, even though you’re about to black out from fear.
3. Stage 3: Then you convince yourself that maybe it won’t be so bad. After all, it’s JUST A BIKINI, RIGHT?!
4. Stage 4: Actually, no, it’s not JUST a bikini. Because after some online shopping, you remember that you are not Beyonce, and don’t look like this in a bikini.
BECAUSE DANG GIRL, DEM CURVES.
5. You actually tend to look more like this in a swimsuit.
And it’s not even a bikini.