1. There is no worse place on earth than a bar that’s beer and wine only.
2. In fact, you’ve canceled plans with friends who even suggest going to one.
3. You don't own an ice cube tray because your freezer is filled with whiskey stones, which are from heaven.
THEY DON'T WATER DOWN THE DRINK, PEOPLE.
4. You also don't own “wine glasses," per say.
5. You know that doing laundry is exponentially easier when you have your BFF by your side.
6. Sometimes you’ll say you’ve had “a hard day” just so you don’t feel bad about that second glass, or having whiskey for dinner.
7. Your go-to brunch drink is Irish coffee, hold the coffee.
8. You bring whiskey as a "gift" to parties in the hopes that it will be opened immediately.
9. Deep down you know that the way you like your whiskey (neat) is better than any other way to take it.
10. The words, “We only have vodka," have actually made you dry heave.
11. You've secretly judged people who say whiskey is "hard to drink."
12. You’ve used whiskey as an incentive to do more work.
13. You decide where to have your birthday parties based on what kind of whiskey they serve.
14. You talk about Pappy Van Winkle so much that people assume it’s your grandpa.
15. Most people have to slowly sip whiskey, but not you. Nope.
16. You will not date someone who can’t handle their whiskey.
17. Like, any negative reaction to whiskey is a total dealbreaker.
18. And you’re probably not going to stay friends with anyone who thinks whiskey is gross.
19. You've described someone as "old fashioned" because you think it's a sincere compliment.
20. You know how to survive airports.
21. You look forward to Friday nights all week because it means you can take your pants off, pour some whiskey, and finally LIVE.
22. You're perfectly content to spend a quiet evening alone: just you and your one and only.
