Pinup Founding Fathers Make Independence A Whole Lot Sexier

Someone should add “The right to be fierce as hell” into the Declaration of Independence. Thanks to Publius-Esquire for all of the filthy history lessons.

1. Who knew Ben Franklin was such a saucy minx?!

The $100 bill just got a whole lot more enticing.

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2. The “Father of the Constitution” is certainly giving me some daddy issues I never knew I had.

Coy bitch.

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3. Looks like all that hard work during the Whiskey Rebellion really paid off in Alexander’s calves.

Damn girl, dayummm.

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4. Thomas, is that a book in your lap or are you just happy to see us?

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5. Line up the stockings? George, if I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trying to seduce me…

…it’s working.

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6. Don’t act like you don’t love it, John.

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7. And just in case you’re like me, and need a little something to top off that sexy sundae…

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8. Yeah, get it James Madison and Alexander Hamilton!

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9. Ten dollas makes Hamilton holla!

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10. Damn, Hamilton, how you gonna just give it away to John Laurens for free though?

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