Pinup Founding Fathers Make Independence A Whole Lot Sexier

Someone should add “The right to be fierce as hell” into the Declaration of Independence. Thanks to Publius-Esquire for all of the filthy history lessons.

1. Who knew Ben Franklin was such a saucy minx?!

The $100 bill just got a whole lot more enticing.

2. The “Father of the Constitution” is certainly giving me some daddy issues I never knew I had.

Coy bitch.

3. Looks like all that hard work during the Whiskey Rebellion really paid off in Alexander’s calves.

Damn girl, dayummm.

4. Thomas, is that a book in your lap or are you just happy to see us?

5. Line up the stockings? George, if I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trying to seduce me…

…it’s working.

6. Don’t act like you don’t love it, John.

7. And just in case you’re like me, and need a little something to top off that sexy sundae…

8. Yeah, get it James Madison and Alexander Hamilton!

9. Ten dollas makes Hamilton holla!

10. Damn, Hamilton, how you gonna just give it away to John Laurens for free though?

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