3. The person who knows EXACTLY what a lawn mower is for.
Hint: It’s for driving to the liquor store.
9. The Dexter fan who won’t be going to anyone’s birthday on Sunday.
15. Whoever filled the “college essentials” shelf with Solo cups and pong balls.
16. Or the grandma who’d rather spend time with 3-D cats than anything else.
Well played, g-ma.
18. And the kid who should definitely find the person with the ice pop fridge above.
21. The responsible driver who made his brake priorities known.
24. The man who chose bathing in cheese balls over water.
Way to be, cheese guy.