1. WARNING: Before you listen to the jam that is “Kitty Anthem,” you need to prepare your body.
“But prepare for… what?” You may or may not have asked.
2. Prepare for some motherfucking fluffy cats and disco lighting.
3. Prepare for the auto tuna.
NOT A TYPO. THIS IS AUTO TUNA.
4. Prepare… for the greatest kitty anthem the world has ever known.
5. QUESTION: Is your body ready?
Is. It. Ready. (?)
6. Because this, THIS, is the “Kitty Anthem”:
- Turkey's military released an audio recording of what it says were warnings to the Russian warplane before it was downed near Syria's border. ›
- Protesters marched in Chicago for the second night in a row after the release of a video showing the police shooting of black teen Laquan McDonald. ›
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›