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Because getting older can sometimes be a little interesting.
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A reminder that the best things in life are coming your way.
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The guidance we all need the next time the elliptical asks us to enter our age.
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The dream of never hearing a twentysomething say the dreaded phrase.
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A fortune that taps into what we all secretly want: to retire right now.
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Reassurance that the "oldies" station makes you a classic, which is ALWAYS in style.
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Some real talk about what happens when you drink now.
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Permission to say "NO" to babies.
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And permission to cancel, just because it feels so damn good.
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Approval to roll your eyes the next time a twentysomething starts talking about how many weddings they've attended.
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The one thing we all secretly miss hearing...
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And proof that all that time you spend on HGTV now isn't going to waste.
