1.
Usually I say I'm watching porn but I'm really watching the Domino's pizza tracker
2.
The clay scene from Ghost but it's just me alone with a large pizza.
3.
i tripped and the pizza just fell in my mouth again
4.
When I die don't put flowers on my grave, put pizza.
5.
Fitness tip: if you eat 3 slices of pizza without separating them, it counts as just one.
6.
When Domino's says the pizza will be ready in 30 min but they exceed your expectations & have it ready in 15.
7.
People dabbing the grease off their pizza: Give me those napkins, I'll eat them.
8.
pizza is an emotion i constantly feel
9.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
10.
When you just in time to get that last slice of pizza.
11.
Sex is like pizza, if you're going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you're doing
12.
a porno where a hot delivery boy brings me pizza except we don't do anything we just eat the pizza & be friends & he texts me the next day
13.
I ate so much pizza at the restaurant that the extra slice I brought home doesn't seem like food to me, but rather, my child
14.
When the pizza man is at the door
15.
Peyton Manning’s success is even more impressive knowing that just 4 years ago his neck was completely replaced with Papa John’s pizza crust
16.
I ordered pizza and cheesy bread for dinner. I ordered bread with cheese on it and cheese with bread around it.
17.
when you know you shouldn't order that pizza but it's buy one & get one free night
18.
Relationship status: Just said "See you later" to the guy delivering the pizza
19.
I couldn't find a charger when my phone died so I had to call Dominos & order pizza from a landline like the Pilgrims did in the olden days.
20.
any pizza can be a meat-lover's pizza if you eat it when it's too hot and burn off part of the roof of your mouth
21.
Pizza's here guys! I shout to the empty house. A single tear runs down the delivery man's face. He knows.