1. The "Could you not, dude? Could you just. fucking. not." face.
2. And the "Dreaming of taking my bra off when I get home" face.
3. The "Holy shit, you look way different than your Tinder profile, but it's too late now... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" face
4. The "My ex just walked in, and if I freeze he won't see me" face.
5. The "No one will see me reaching into my bag for a tampon... right?" face.
6. The "I'm canceling plans, so I'm going to act sickly, but really I'll just be home watching Girls" face.
7. The "Oh, only $300 for this bridesmaid dress I'll never wear again? Excellent." face.
8. The "Everyone saw Ben Affleck's side peen but me... :( " face.
9. The "Why didn't you tell me I had lipstick on my fucking teeth?!" face.
10. The "My uterus feels like it's about to explode, so can I go home now?" face.
11. The "OMG, I think my underwire is poking me in the boob now" face.
12. The "Trying to spy on that booty..." face.
13. The "Yes, this is a drunk snapchat. I drank a bottle of wine, but so does Olivia Pope, OK?" face.
14. The "I accidentally sneezed while applying mascara and now one eye is just fucked for the night" face.
15. The "I'm sorry, how is it that women still get paid less than men, and yet LITERALLY we run the world?" face.
16. The "When I get home I'm going to wash off all this makeup and it's going to feel sooooo good" face.
17. The "I accidentally farted in the middle of yoga, and need to leave immediately" face.
18. The "Do you know what happened to the last dude who catcalled me?" face.
With thanks to The Metropolitan Museum of Art. Follow The Met on Twitter, and check out the museum's app.