Did President Obama Or The Rock Say This?

They’re both just two brave men, trying to save the world. But can you tell who said what?

  1. 1. "I dreamed big, and you guys dreamed big with me. You helped me accomplish my goals, accomplish my dreams, because you never left my side."
    1. Obama!
    2. The Rock!
  2. 2. "Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth."
    1. My boy, Obama!
    2. The one and only Rock!
  3. 3. "Greatest weakness? It's possible that I'm a little too awesome."
    1. Obama’s too awesome.
    2. I can smell The Rock’s awesome from here.
  4. 4. "They say I need to be seasoned; they say I need to be stewed. They say, 'We need to boil all the hope out of him, like us, and then he'll be ready.'"
    1. My favorite seasoned politician, Obama.
    2. Everything The Rock cooks is perfectly seasoned.
  5. 5. "It's been a great ride. But I know how quickly these fads can pass. You all remember the pet rock, the mood ring..."
    1. The fad has a name, and it’s President Obama.
    2. The Rock and the pet rock are soul mates.
  6. 6. "Exactly who in the blue hell are you two French popcorn farts anyway?"
    1. That’s Obama making a funny!
    2. That’s a Rock original!
  7. 7. "Just the other day, Matt Damon—I love Matt Damon, love the guy—Matt Damon said he was disappointed in my performance. Well, Matt, I just saw the 'Adjustment Bureau' so right back at you buddy."
    1. Obama + Damon = Bromance
    2. The Rock + The Damon = True Wuv
  8. 8. "I am never, ever going away."
    1. The Prez is here to stay…for at least four more years.
    2. The Rock is eternal!
  9. 9. "You look like a drunk Hobbit."
    1. That’s from secret J. R. R. Tolkien fan, Barack Obama.
    2. That’s a great insult from The Rockster.
  10. 10. "How's it going, Sunshine?"
    1. Barack is the sunshine of my life.
    2. The Rock is my sunshine, my only sunshine.
  11. 11. "The one thing I couldn’t identify with was the blue cowboy outfit he put on."
    1. That’s Obama, talking about VP Biden.
    2. That’s The Rock, talking about his illustrious film career.
  12. 12. "[FILL IN THE BLANK] is gonna go down Know Your Role Boulevard, hang that right at Jabroni Drive, and proceed to check your candy ass in at the Smackdown Hotel."
    1. OBAMA
    2. THE ROCK

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