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Can You Tell The Difference Between A Polygamist And Famous Philosopher?

They may not think the same, but they kinda look the same. Right?

  1. 1. Does this gentleman belong in academia or...?
    1. Look at that fine hair! He’s a gentleman AND a scholar.
    2. Are you kidding? This guy has 33 wives!
  2. 2. Does this woman have sister wives?
    1. She’s a first wife, for sure.
    2. Not a chance, she’s too busy being existential!
  3. 3. Is this a man devoted to his wives, or ideas?
    1. He appears to be a studious fella, I’m going with philosopher!
    2. Oh, he’s got some ideas, alright! About how to get more wives!
  4. 4. Can you count the number of wives this man had on one hand?
    1. This is one of the most important thinkers of our time! Which means he only had time for one wife.
    2. This is one of the most well-known polygamists in history. There aren’t enough hands to count his wives!
  5. 5. Did this man create the Fundamentalist Mormon movement?
    1. No, but he did create a fundamental part of philosophy.
    2. He sure did, and he found the time to marry a bunch of wives along the way.
  6. 6. Poly or Philo?
    1. This is a Poly.
    2. This is a Philo.
  7. 7. Is this man's beard filled with social theory?!
    1. That is one deep thinking beard.
    2. I’ve seen the depths of this beard, and it’s filled with potential wives’ digits.
  8. 8. Do you think this man knows what plural marriage means?
    1. ABSOLUTELY.
    2. No, but he knows everything about French existentialism.
  9. 9. Think this fella knows a thing or two about symbolic logic?
    1. As in…the symbol of logic formed by plural marriage? If so, then yes.
    2. I think so, yes.
  10. 10. What's going through this woman's mind?
    1. Number theory.
    2. Eternal salvation.

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