An Investigation Into Why Katy Perry Didn't Watch The 2010 Super Bowl

Because she totally tweeted #notwatchingthesuperbowl and now the world MUST KNOW.

On Feb. 7, 2010, Katy Perry tweeted this profound thing:

KATY PERRY @katyperry

#notwatchingthesuperbowl

01:19 AM - 08 Feb 2010

#notwatchingthesuperbowl ... But why, Katy? What happened to turn you away from the TV?

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#notwatchingthesuperbowl

After an intensive* investigation, here's what we discovered...

*Tens of minutes of Googling

A few days before she said she was #notwatchingthesuperbowl, she tweeted this magicness:

KATY PERRY @katyperry

No way, I'm gonna waste all my time looking @ porn, @thedoctorluke. Who needs lyrics when you have big black cocks.

01:24 AM - 22 Jan 2010

And a few days after #notwatchingthesuperbowl, she tweeted this other, equally profound thing:

KATY PERRY @katyperry

I lost my virginity... can I have yours?

03:04 AM - 13 Feb 2010

The Super Bowl she was "not watching" involved the Saints vs. the Colts.

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SPOILER ALERT: The Saints won, OK? Deal.

And The Who was the halftime show...

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K.

So... why wasn't Katy Perry watching the Super Bowl?

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