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This review of a truly bloody children's book:
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The review from a person who likely has five eyes now:
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This review of a "Daddle": a saddle for dads.
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The review that proves binders are really great for women:
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The review that's as uncomfortably sexual as the product:
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The review that Wendy Davis would approve of:
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The review that's tailored for nerds:
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The review that's just for HER:
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The review that puts The Sandlot to great use:
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The review that will make you want to get diabetes:
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The Dexter-approved review:
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The review that comes with a VERY SERIOUS WARNING:
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And the review that will remind you why Jurassic Park is so awesome: