Full disclosure: This video is all a very smartly disguised ad for Get the Guy by Matthew Hussey. Well played, sir Matthew.
Raise your hands if you've ever experienced unrequited love. Everyone? Naturally. Now, raise your hands if Johnny picked you last during a game of duck duck goose.
My guess is the only person experiencing that level of horrifying rejection is Maggie, a kindergartener venting to her besties about the boy she's pining after. Sure, watching a video of kids discussing adult problems can be a little...unsettling. But mostly it's all in good fun and pretty darn cute, especially with lines like, "Why would he say that I have cooties?"
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