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28 Ways To Live Life Like Lucille Bluth

Because we all want to be like Lucille when we grow up. posted on

1. Demand perfection when it comes to alcohol.

2. Stay classy, and call it like you see it.

3. Be compassionate toward other beliefs.

4. When it comes to mothering, your children’s health is what’s most important.

5. Never ever go to Arizona.

6. Don’t let anyone touch your yogurt.

7. Always see the bright side of every situation.

8. When in doubt, refuse to answer any untoward questions.

9. Wink often and for longer than recommended.

10. Never forget the most important meal of the day.

Vodka.

11. Remind your children that you’re watching their every move.

12. And are extremely disappointed in their life choices.

13. Because in the end, their actions have very real consequences.

14. Suspect that anyone who wears a hat is part of a gang.

17. Remember that criticism is the sincerest form of judgment.

18. Acknowledge the help, and give yourself a giggle in the process.

19. If something isn’t to your liking, find a way to change that.

21. Have a healthy fear of foreigners.

22. And make sure that people have a healthy fear of you.

No matter what you have to do to prove that.

23. Be completely out of touch with the world normal people have to live in.

25. Know that sometimes words aren’t needed when it comes to expressing how you feel.

26. A simple judgmental glance should do the trick.

27. Or a sneer while you drink.

28. And NEVER underestimate the effectiveness of a good eye roll.

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