1. Finding the right amount of straws for your drink.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
2. Figuring out WHERE to put those empty beer boxes.
HINT: Your junk.
8. Mugs breaking and ruining your life.
SAVE THE BEER WITH YOUR MOUTH!
9. Remembering who’s talking to you.
Who can keep track, though, really?
14. Tables with horribly shoddy workmanship.
For shame, carpenters!
15. Effectively taking a toilet seat off so you can properly puke.
Good job, is all I have to say.
16. Remembering where the fuck you’re supposed to put shoes.
17. Being PUNCHED IN THE FACE by hand dryers.
It came out of nowhere!
20. And then taking photos of that junk all up in your drunk grill.
22. DRINKING ALL OF THE BOOZE YOU CAN WITHOUT SPILLING.
I’m rooting for you!!!