27 Hardships Only Drunk People Will Understand

Being the life of the party is such a burden, you guys. posted on

1. Finding the right amount of straws for your drink.

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

2. Figuring out WHERE to put those empty beer boxes.

HINT: Your junk.

3. Adding, in general.

Ugh, math is just…UGH.

4. Not falling asleep on strangers.

Looks pretty comfy, though.

7. The looming threat of Sharpies.

Terrifying.

8. Mugs breaking and ruining your life.

SAVE THE BEER WITH YOUR MOUTH!

9. Remembering who’s talking to you.

Who can keep track, though, really?

10. Doing laundry!

This happens to me every time.

11. Seriously, though, laundry is impossible.

12. Playing a game of limbo.

13. Losing the cap for a mixer, and having to improvise.

14. Tables with horribly shoddy workmanship.

For shame, carpenters!

15. Effectively taking a toilet seat off so you can properly puke.

Good job, is all I have to say.

16. Remembering where the fuck you’re supposed to put shoes.

Seems legit.

17. Being PUNCHED IN THE FACE by hand dryers.

It came out of nowhere!

18. Removing the duct tape without ripping off all your body hair.

19. Less drunk people putting their junk in your face.

20. And then taking photos of that junk all up in your drunk grill.

Lady parts!

21. Standing up straight in front of a cop.

22. DRINKING ALL OF THE BOOZE YOU CAN WITHOUT SPILLING.

I’m rooting for you!!!

23. Sometimes while upside down, like a boss!

24. And the inevitable spillage casualties.

Save yourself, girrr!

25. Making a bed of beer cans without dying.

So hard, you guys.

26. Staying awake, because, like…SLEEP SOUNDS GREAT RIGHT NOW.

27. And horrifying chip avalanches.

RIP, chips.

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