3. The cat who promised her husband that they’d watch less TV.
4. The cat who wanted to stop making out with random dudes at parties.
6. The cat who thought 2013 would be a much more literary time in his life.
9. The cat who resolved to stop biting other people’s nails.
10. The cat who promised his boss that he wouldn’t come in hungover all the time.
12. The cat who wanted to stop sticking her nose in everyone else’s business.
14. The cat who thought it was time she stop being such a cat lady, but failed.
16. The grumpy cat who didn’t want to be so grumpy in 2013.
19. The cat who said he’d finally commit to his gym membership this year.
21. The cat who promised to stop lurking around like a total creep.
22. The cat who told herself she’d stop obsessing over which apps to download.
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