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21 Absolutely Valid Reasons To Get A Detention

These reasons are worth every painful minute of detention. Well played, scholars.

1. Volunteering as tribute.

2. That’s what she said.

3. Again, that’s what she said.

5. You need to occupy the cafeteria.

6. Being the reborn Jesus.

7. A bro is coming at you.

10. Trying to keep the peace.

11. An “Anchorman” tribute.

Ron Burgundy’s line is, in fact, “Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island!” Well played, kid.

15. Being an awesome superhero.

18. Your friend’s mom.

21. And what everyone should do more of.

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