16 Signs You’re Too Old To Be In This Bar

If you’ve ever thought, “Can I bring my kid to a bar?” Then you’re too old.

1. The first question you have before going out is: “Do they serve food…?”

ID: 1175500

2. Staying out “late” means you’re leaving by midnight. And if your friends try to stop you, you will hurt them.

ID: 1175445

3. You get irrationally angry at nonsensical bar names.

ID: 1175279

4. It’s way too fucking loud to have a conversation, and that pisses you off.

ID: 1175384

5. You’ve never heard any of the songs playing, and you secretly think they suck.

ID: 1175654

6. The idea of standing the whole night makes you want to blow your brains out.

ID: 1175322

7. Coasters are used at all times.

ID: 1175402

8. This is you after one drink.

ID: 1175439

9. You react violently when someone tries to hit on you, because you don’t put up with that bullshit anymore.

ID: 1175287

10. When your friend asks if you want to coordinate outfits, this is what you imagine would be fun.

ID: 1175370

11. When someone buys a shot, it takes all your strength not to laugh in their face.

ID: 1175434

12. When people pose for Instagram pics, you’re totally not having it.

ID: 1175274

13. This is how you politely dance.

ID: 1175535

14. And you tend to get annoyed when drunk people dance on the bar.

ID: 1175727

15. This is how you hit on people.

ID: 1175619

16. And you brought your baby to the bar.

Go home, drunk dad, you’re drunk.

ID: 1175489

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