That's right, bitches! The Super Bowl is happening in magical East Rutherford, NEW JERSEY, which is where the NY Giants and NY Jets play all season long despite their names. So when you're watching the Super Bowl this Sunday and they cut to a shot of the Empire State Building, or an aerial view of Manhattan Island, or a slow pan over Times Square, just remember, it's all a load of bullshit. What they SHOULD show you are the solemn faces of the hard-working people of East Rutherford or, like, Bruce Springsteen's biceps or something. GO NJ!
