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Kentucky looks kinda like a chicken leg.
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Louisiana is sorta like a Christmas stocking:
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Oklahoma looks like a pot:
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4.
Minnesota reminds me of all the beer cans I drank when Michael left me:
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Wyoming looks like the boxes he used to pack up his things:
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Nebraska looks like the car he drove away in (if you flip it upside down):
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7.
Ohio looks like my broken heart:
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8.
West Virgina looks like a puddle of my tears:
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9.
Montana looks like Michael:
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Even Kansas looks like Michael:
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12.
EVERYTHING looks like Michael:
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13.
Idaho looks like his new girlfriend if she were wearing a dumb top hat:
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14.
Two Nevadas and Colorado look like the house they're probably gonna live in together:
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Illinois is the beautiful family they'll inevitably start:
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Missouri looks like an abstract representation of my misery:
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And Michigan looks like a cute lil' mitten:
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