1.First of all, the only tampons that can handle our flow are the size of tree trunks:
2.And menstrual cups are great! But with a heavy flow, sometimes our cup ~runneth over~:
3.Which means we often have to use backup. BIG backup:
4.Basically, every trip to the bathroom is an emergency:
5.When women are like "I only use light tampons, tee-hee!!!" we're like:
6.Same for women who have three-day periods:
7.Because every month we experience a flood of biblical proportions:
8.Which leaves us wondering how we haven't fainted or, you know, withered up and died:
9.The day it starts is the worst day, because it means you're about to get strapped into a five-day log flume ride on Blood River:
10.Psych!!! The second day is the actual worst day, because that's when Satan really throws open the tap on your uterus:
11.You have to dress in all black, just to be safe. Leaks are VERY REAL when you have a heavy period:
12.And sleeping! Remember sleeping? On a heavy flow you sometimes have to set an alarm for 2 a.m. to change or you'll wake up in the morning like this:
13.It's basically a week of lying in a puddle of your own blood and tears:
14.Just leaving the house is a struggle:
15.And sometimes it feels like venturing out in public should require a warning label:
16.Either way, surviving the monthly typhoon is an ACCOMPLISHMENT:
17.It takes a strong-ass person to survive a heavy period. And it happens 👏 every 👏 single 👏 month!