1. When the underwire in your bra pokes you in the boob and turns your day into a constant struggle for comfort.
2. When this happens in public restrooms:
Or worse: When there’s pee sprinkled all over the seat! Attention, females: Get it together.
3. High heels. Especially when they break and you have to hobble around like a newborn giraffe.
4. When your hair tie snaps and it throws you into a rage:
It’s always your last one. ALWAYS.
And you have to walk around with the dreaded hair dent of death all day.
7. When you cry and/or partake in acquatic activities while wearing mascara.
8. When you have to use the bathroom while wearing certain outfits.
Or a one-piece bathing suit, or a leotard, or a bodysuit, etc.
11. When you don’t realize you have lipstick on your teeth.
12. When you lose a significant amount of hair while removing barrettes.
17. When you sit in a skirt and your naked ass touches the seat.
Subway seats, the worst.