1. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to you.
2. And this is the best.
3. You can literally fall asleep on any surface.
4. The idea of going out and partying makes you long for your bed.
5. You cherish naps. CHERISH.
6. The first thing you want to do after waking up on the weekends is go right back to sleep.
7. There's about a 0% chance you'll make it through a movie without dozing off.
8. There's an even slimmer chance you'll stay awake after a few drinks.
9. You have one answer for people who ask about your hobbies.
10. Bags under your eyes is your signature look.
11. You are jealous of babies because they can fall asleep wherever and whenever they damn well please.
Frickin' babies.
12. You find yourself "resting your eyes" throughout the work day.
13. When you think about your desires, dreams, and life goals, all you can think of is one thing.
14. You always regret staying out late.
15. You know this is only one-seventh correct.
16. No amounts of stimulants can combat your perpetual exhaustion.
17. You get noticeably anxious when you realize you won't be able to sleep your normal amount for one reason or another.
18. You've tried exercising for more energy.
19. You often wonder if you should get checked for some kind of deficiency.
20. This is you right before bedtime.
21. This is you when someone tells you they have trouble sleeping.
22. And this is you most of your life:
