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There's no such thing as "meal time."
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Tummy grumblings are the soundtrack to your life.
3.
You often find yourself making excuses to satiate your eternal hunger.
4.
When you wake up your first thought isn't, What does this beautiful day have in store for me? It's, What's for breakfast?
5.
When you get into work you immediately ping your co-workers and ask what's for lunch.
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You can get a little testy if you go too long without eating.
7.
If a waiter asks you, "Soup or salad?" you have one response:
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When you finally get food, you act like you've never eaten before in your entire life.
9.
When people ask about your aspirations, your brain always goes to one place.
10.
You've attended many a meeting just because they advertised free food.
11.
Everyone your age is on a path to self-discovery, but the only thing you're trying to discover is what's left in your fridge.
12.
It sometimes feels as though you can't physically insert food into your body at the rate your hunger demands...
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...but that doesn't mean you don't try!
14.
You often rely on food to keep you emotionally stable.
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You've considering lobbying for legalized food marriage.
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Sometimes hunger feels like the only real thing in your life.
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There's no better feeling than giving hunger exactly what it wants.
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You do bad things for your hunger, like eating in bed.
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And you're not above stealing for your hunger.
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Because being hungry is, like, the most basic instinct.
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SO BE WHO YOU WERE BORN TO BE:
