25 Times Siri Gave A Master Class In Sass

    "I didn't quite get that."

    1. Ask her if she's seeing anyone:

    2. Ask her if she wants a peek at the goods:

    3. Ask her to take notes:

    4. Ask her to do your dirty work:

    5. Ask her to contact your partner:

    6. Ask her to wingman for you:

    7. Ask her about her favorite shows:

    8. Ask for her opinion on certain internet providers:

    9. Ask her about other virtual personal assistants:

    10. Ask her to schedule an appointment for your corpse:

    11. Ask her about sports while listening to NPR in the background:

    12. Ask her to preform a simple task:

    13. Ask her out:

    14. Ask her for a nickname:

    15. Ask her about proper disposal techniques:

    16. Ask her for support on your newfound parenthood:

    17. Ask her for directions to a fictional place:

    18. Ask her for a restaurant recommendation:

    19. Ask her a bit of trivia:

    20. Ask her if she knows the date:

    21. Ask her to call you by your proper name:

    22. Ask her to DJ your next party:

    23. Wish her a good morning:

    24. Ask her to set an alarm for you:

    25. Ask her to respect your new identity: