1. THEY'RE IN OUR BOULDERS!
2. THEY'RE IN OUR PEPPERS TOO!
3. OH GOD THEY'RE IN OUR INTERNATIONAL SNACKS.
4. NOOO THEY'RE EVEN IN THE DARK DEPTHS OF OUR CAVERNS.
5. OUR BUTTER?!? THEY'RE IN OUR BUTTER?!?
6. GENITALS ARE EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK. EVEN IN OUR ZESTY CITRUS FRUITS.
7. YOU CAN BARELY TURN AROUND WITHOUT FINDING THEM IN YOUR LUNCH BOX.
8. THEY'RE HIDING IN OUR OFFICES. QUICK, CALL HR.
9. THEY'RE IN THE FLESHY FOLDS OF OUR ITTY BITTY KNEE CAPS.
10. NO! THEY'RE IN OUR BERRIES! NOT OUR SWEET, DELICIOUS BERRIES.
11. THEY'RE ON...OUR FACES?!?!
12. DON'T LOOK NOW, THEY'RE IN THE SKY.
13. NOOOO, THEY'RE EVEN IN OUR DISCOUNT FASHION. IS ANYTHING SACRED?
14. HIDE THE CHILDREN. THEY'RE IN OUR FOAMY LATTES.
15. THEY'RE IN THE JUICY PULP OF OUR GRATEFRUITS.
16. THEY'RE LURKING IN THE CORNERS OF OUR FAMILY FUN TIME.
17. THEY'RE IN OUR AIR FRESHENERS. THE IRONY! THE COLD, INESCAPABLE IRONY.
18. THEY'RE IN OUR NOVELTY COSTUME PROPS. WHY, OH WHY?
19. THEY'RE IN THE CENTER OF OUR SCRUMPTUOUS CANTALOUPES. NOT OUR SCRUMPTUOUS CANTALOUPES!!!
20. THEY'RE. IN. OUR. SOCKS. OUR FRIGGIN SOCKS.
21. OUR BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22. AND THETY'RE EVEN OUR SALTY MEAT PRODUCTS.
